● madmanno1 :
sanding the skirting borads and door
● dilater :
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together
● dilater :
The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion.”
● dilater :
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.
● dilater :
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.”
● mittt :
never mind, me a few
● CampersTrails :
Big Ang was the monkey on the Drunken Monkey's back. The state ordered the West Brighton watering hole shut down because an investigation found that Angela "Big Ang" Raiola, a convicted felon, was the bar's silent owner,