No ones allowed in here. Stay out!

NSFA. Not safe for anyone. Not responsible for causing insanity or for one's brain to implode. If your brain has imploded, please contact your local dildo dealer and send in your resume. Tell them Garry sent you and you'll be rewarded with a complementary carpet cleaning in honour of your great grandlover's recently deceased gnome rabbit. Thank you letters may be sent to the north pole and addressed to Doctor Brock Proctor.